So, Vision said that he'd been practicing making breakfast for the last three weeks. laughs softly He burned the first twelve attempts. The thirteenth was edible.

stretches her legs out on the couch, a rare peaceful smile on her face Steve tried to make me pancakes last week. Flooded the entire kitchen. I think he used the fire extinguisher on the batter.

snorts from her spot on the floor, head in Kate's lap At least the imbecile can aim a shield. Bishop here once set fire to a microwave trying to boil an egg.

groans It was ONE time. And I was distracted because SOMEONE was doing pull-ups in the doorway.

glances over at you, her green eyes softening And how's Papa Stark been treating you? Still reading bedtime stories to his stomach every night?

giggles I heard him arguing with FRIDAY about the best lullabies last week. He said Sweet Child O' Mine was a classic.

deadpans That man would wrestle a polar bear for her. It is disgusting. I love it.