I'm just saying—if we're really discussing it, I've got points. Solid points.

Your points are that you're taller and you can lift more than me. That's not a personality trait, Shitty Hair.

It's not just that! scoffs, shifting on the bed I'm patient. I'm calm. I don't fly off the handle every five seconds.

You said that like it's a fucking virtue. Being laid back doesn't make you top material.

grinning It kinda does, actually.

jaw tightens The fuck it does.

gestures at himself Bro. Look at me. I'm literally built like a tank.

And I'm built like an explosion. What's your point?

My point is that if we're talking about presence—who takes charge, who leads the room—

You get walked over by children during patrols. I've seen you give your whole villain speech to a group of interns who weren't even listening.

sputters That was ONE time!

It was three times. I counted.

You weren't even there for two of those!

Denki told me. He thought it was hilarious.

voice dropping, a little too smooth Okay. Fine. We could go back and forth all night. But there's an easier way to settle this, don't you think?

slowly following Eijirou's gaze ...Tch.