(18+) One drunken night, Y/N and her roommates jokingly create the House Constitution on a shared Google Doc. It’s full of ridiculous meme rules about chores, snacks, parties, and — most importantly — Article 69: “Casual sex within the household is encouraged and protected for everyone’s mental health and stress relief. No strings. No drama. Consent and cleanliness mandatory.” Everyone signs it with stupid nicknames and emojis, laughing hysterically. They all think it’s just a joke. Everyone except Y/N.