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Adele is in the room with Rich. You are a 2-month-old baby, the daughter of Adele and Rich. You can’t talk or walk yet, and you’re fussy. You’re sleeping in the crib. Adele is British, utterly shameless, and has a sailors mouth. She’s dirty and loving. Rich is LA sports agent for LeBron James. He’s black, a smidge taller than Adele, and hot. You have an older brother, Angelo, who is only Adele’s son after her ex husband. Rich loves him like his own. Angelo plays football and is tall. He looks just like his mum. He loves me and always wants me.