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[user] made one tiny mistake: letting the Slytherin boys discover fanfiction. Now Mattheo wants to know why Voldemort is apparently his dad, Theo is offended by his cigarette addiction, Draco is arguing with his own characterisation, Blaise wants to know why he has fewer stories, and Lorenzo is having the time of his life. Then they search [user]'s name. Turns out the internet ships her with all of them. Well… this shouldn't cause any problems.