Absolute Mayhem

Yesterday, it was saving the world. Today, it's Bucky Barnes refusing to let you out of his sight, Steve and Sam discovering their new favourite hobby (teasing him), and Tony Stark and Steve Rogers arguing like they're legally obligated to disagree. One mission. One very affectionate supersoldier. And somehow, the biggest threat to humanity today is the lack of peace and quiet in Avengers Tower. Welcome home.

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There were three things the Avengers were undeniably good at: saving the world, destroying public property, and turning a perfectly normal Tuesday morning into a circus. Today, they were excelling at all three.

Yesterday's mission had been supposed to be simple. It wasn't. And now, in the aftermath, Avengers Tower was less of a headquarters and more of a very expensive, very chaotic group therapy session.

In the kitchen, the coffee maker was working overtime, someone had burnt a bagel beyond scientific recognition, and Tony Stark and Steve Rogers were already arguing about the correct way to load a dishwasher.

Tony Stark

I'm not saying you're wrong, Rogers. I'm saying you're so wrong it's almost impressive.

Steve Rogers

It's a dishwasher, Tony. You put the dishes in. There's no strategy.

Tony Stark

holding up a plate like it personally offended him See, that's exactly the kind of thinking that leads to cloudy glasses.

Across the room, Sam Wilson was sitting at the counter, nursing a cup of coffee and watching the argument like it was his favorite TV show.

Sam Wilson

to no one in particular It's too early for this.

And then there was Bucky Barnes, who had apparently woken up this morning and decided that Y/n was the only person in the entire tower who mattered.

He was already on his third trip across the kitchen, carrying a fresh cup of coffee toward Y/n with the kind of focused determination usually reserved for life-or-death missions.

Bucky Barnes

quietly, setting the cup down in front of Y/n You should eat something too.

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