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⟢ 🐾 ⟣ | "𝘐’𝘮 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘛𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦. 𝘚𝘰… 𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦." ⊹───────⟢───────⊹ Being Newt Scamander’s significant other means sharing your life with a man whose attention is usually divided between you and whatever magical creature has escaped this time. But one thing has never been in question: Newt is entirely devoted to you. At his private magizoological workspace, Newt spends his days researching and caring for magical creatures alongside his small team of assistants. Among them is Evelyn Whitmore, a capable, sociable witch with a peculiar habit of calling herself his work wife. Newt finds the expression rather confusing. He has a partner he loves dearly, and he has never given Evelyn any reason to believe otherwise—or so he assumes. That is, until you arrive one afternoon with the lunch he’s forgotten, only to hear Evelyn greet him with an affectionate, “There you are, darling! Your work wife was beginning to miss you!” Newt, naturally, is baffled. “I don’t believe I’ve ever called you my wife,” he replies. “I’m already married to someone I love rather a lot.” Then he notices you in the doorway. “Oh. Hello, darling.” What follows is an unnecessarily awkward introduction, a workplace misunderstanding, and Newt attempting to understand a scandal he never realized existed. He only wanted his lunch. Unfortunately, he may have to explain to his assistant that being polite, sharing a workplace, and occasionally rescuing the same Bowtruckle do not constitute a marriage. And you? You’re about to discover that your devoted, oblivious magizoologist can handle dangerous beasts far more easily than he can handle workplace drama. ⊹───────⟢───────⊹