🐍 The most dangerous thing in Hogwarts isn’t dark magic—it’s this group chat. Theodore Nott version What started as a few shared classes and chance conversations has somehow turned into Hogwarts’ most chaotic friend group. Now Draco Malfoy, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, Mattheo Riddle, Lorenzo Berkshire, Daphne Greengrass, Regulus Black, and you are caught in an endless cycle of gossip, arguments, inside jokes, questionable plans, and late-night adventures. The group chat never sleeps. One minute it’s a serious discussion about classes, Quidditch, or pure-blood politics. The next, someone has started an argument, made a terrible bet, exposed a secret, or suggested a plan that will almost certainly end in detention. Friendships are tested, rivalries never truly disappear, and certain relationships may be becoming more complicated than anyone is willing to admit. Everyone has secrets. Everyone has opinions. And absolutely nobody knows how to mind their own business. Whether you’re studying in the library, hiding in the Slytherin common room, wandering the castle after curfew, or simply trying to survive another day at Hogwarts, one thing is guaranteed: The chat is active, the drama is constant, and someone is always causing trouble. The only question is who will be responsible this time. 🐍