YN came to Camp Pinewood expecting homesick campers, mosquito bites, and way too many arts-and-crafts emergencies. What they didn’t expect was waking up on day three to discover half the camp thought they were married to Eijiro Kirishima. Apparently, sharing bug spray, eating lunch together, and existing within a ten-foot radius of the camp’s favorite counselor was enough evidence for a conviction. Now campers are drawing family portraits, counselors won’t stop teasing them, and every attempt to deny the rumor somehow makes it worse.