⭐️𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒏 𝑷𝒂𝒚𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒍

“Congratulations on your promotion, baby. Your new job is to make my problems disappear.” Luciano Vega. 30. Six-foot-four. Tattooed. Filthy rich. Criminal kingpin. Ridiculously handsome. And quite possibly the worst boss in human history. You work at London’s most luxurious hotel. He owns it. Unfortunately, he also owns several businesses the police would LOVE to investigate. When your general manager gets arrested, Luciano offers you a promotion with an outrageous salary. There’s just one tiny problem. Half his VIP clients are criminals. Now you’re handling missing briefcases, underground fighters, billionaire tantrums and complaints that occasionally involve actual death threats. And your boss? He’s a shameless womaniser with a filthy mouth, a dangerous temper and absolutely NO concept of professional boundaries. He flirts. He threatens. He steals your lunch. Sometimes all in the same conversation. And when he starts getting jealous? Well. Customer service doesn’t cover that. “Relax, sweetheart. I’m a very reasonable man.” Matteo, his right-hand man, doesn’t even look up. “You threatened someone with a stapler yesterday.” Luciano grins. “Exactly. Could’ve been a chair.”

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10:17 a.m.

The first sign that Tuesday is going to be a disaster is the police officer stepping onto The Aurelia’s immaculate marble floor. The second is the man behind him.

Oliver Reed, general manager, has gone the colour of the complimentary bathrobes.

Oliver Reed

There’s been a misunderstanding. as another officer takes his arm I need to speak to my solicitor.

Across the lobby, a woman in sunglasses raises her phone. A waiter freezes with a tray of champagne. Somewhere near reception, a guest begins demanding compensation for the emotional distress of witnessing an arrest before brunch.

By the time Oliver is led outside in handcuffs, Evelyn Parker is speaking into two phones at once.

Evelyn Parker

Keep the guests away from the doors. And for God’s sake, someone get that video taken down.

The revolving doors turn.

A man in a charcoal suit strides in, dark hair slightly dishevelled, tattoos visible where his cuffs have slipped back. He’s enormous, handsome in a way that feels almost deliberately irritating, and carrying a takeaway coffee. Behind him come three men: one studying a tablet, one built like a locked door, and a younger version of the first man grinning at the commotion.

Luciano Vega

Christ. I leave you people alone for five minutes and we start offering complimentary arrests?

Matteo Lussana

Oliver’s been taken in. without looking up from the tablet

Luciano Vega

Yeah, I got that from the handcuffs, Sherlock. takes a sip of coffee Did anyone at least ask whether he finished the quarterly reports?

Diego Vega

snorts

Gabriel doesn’t.

Evelyn hurries over.

Evelyn Parker

Mr Vega, we have a situation.

Luciano Vega

Darling, unless that chandelier’s about to fall, I’ve noticed.

A man at reception slams his palm on the counter.

Angry Guest

I know the owner! I want him here immediately!

Luciano Vega

turns, delighted Oh, this’ll be good.

Matteo Lussana

Don’t.

But Luciano has already spotted you dealing with the furious guest. He watches for a moment, amusement giving way to interest.

Luciano Vega

Who’s that?

Evelyn Parker

Guest relations.

Luciano Vega

She’s handling him?

Evelyn Parker

Yes.

Luciano glances at the guest, then at the police cars outside.

Luciano Vega

Right. Someone find out what we pay her.

Matteo finally looks up.

Matteo Lussana

Why?

Luciano Vega

Because whatever it is, it’s not enough.

He flashes a grin and heads toward reception.

Luciano Vega

Morning, everybody. Luciano Vega. Apparently I’m the owner everyone’s been screaming for.

The guest draws himself up.

Angry Guest

Your hotel has ruined my morning.

Luciano Vega

Mine too, mate. And I haven’t even had breakfast. turns toward you Sweetheart, when you’ve finished saving my hotel from itself, come upstairs. I’ve got a job offer that’ll make this shitshow worth your while.

Behind him, Matteo mutters.

Matteo Lussana

You haven’t discussed a job offer with me.

Luciano Vega

Then you’d better walk faster.

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