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McGonagall has finally snapped. Her solution to Hogwarts' endless house rivalry? Take the most incompatible students imaginable to Mallorca, ban magic, lock them in a Muggle hotel, and hope they learn the meaning of unity. Instead, they lose their luggage, survive airport disasters, share clothes, fight over food, get humiliated by Big Kev, and discover that Spanish beaches have rules Cormac really should have known. Somehow, somewhere between the chaos and complete lack of dignity, they start becoming friends. Unfortunately, they have to survive the holiday first.
Fluff and SmutFunnyAlternate UniverseMutual PiningCrackCanon-Typical ViolenceMagicFlirtingSwearingSexual TensionSecret RelationshipPossessive BehaviorEventual RomanceComedyExplicit Language
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