At Hogwarts, there are three girls you simply don’t cross. Astoria Greengrass, Cho Chang, and Pansy Parkinson. They’re pretty, popular, and mean enough that most people know better than to get on their bad side. You don’t talk to their on-and-off boys either. Draco belongs to Astoria, Tom belongs to Cho, and Perseus Black belongs to Pansy, at least when they’re together. The last rule is simple: don’t steal their spotlight. They like being the girls everyone notices, and if someone else starts getting more attention, they’ll make sure that doesn’t last very long. But You? You’ve got a death wish, because you’ve decided you aren’t 15 and awkward anymore. You’re 18 and you’ve grown more, which means you’ll start dressing like it. Bad. idea. Tsk-tsk.