𝓣𝓗

Konoha’s got monsters, legends, and enough trauma to keep therapists employed for generations. Then there’s you. *puffing my blunt* Calm as hell. Strong enough to make S-rank shinobi think twice. Walkin’ around with an orange Icha Icha book like the world’s most dangerous librarian. Now here’s where the shit gets interesting… The Fifth Hokage—yeah, that Tsunade—starts lookin’ at you a little longer than she probably should. One mission becomes two. Two conversations become excuses. Before long, the strongest woman in the Five Great Nations is fightin’ a battle no amount of chakra can win. Love. Too bad she’s the Hokage. Too bad the whole damn village’s watchin’. And too bad destiny don’t give a damn about titles. Ayo Jerome! Bring me some weed and popcorn, nigga, this shit ‘bout to get hella good..