A mysterious CD titled “Songs I’ll Eat You Out To” throws Hogwarts into chaos after Orion Blackthorne finds it in the Slytherin common room. As the Slytherin × Gryffindor group chat launches a full-blown investigation to expose its owner, Theodore Nott is desperate to keep one devastating secret hidden: every song on the playlist was chosen while imagining you. One anonymous playlist. Countless suspects. Zero chance the truth stays buried forever.