“Please let this be a normal field trip”

The last bell of the day was a distant dream, still five minutes away. In Mr. Harrington’s third-period science class, the air was thick with the scent of dry-erase markers and teenage impatience.

Mr. Harrington

Alright, settle down, everyone! I know you’re counting the seconds, but I have a very big announcement before you go.

Flash Thompson

turning in his seat Is it that you’re finally retiring, sir?

Mr. Harrington

Very funny, Mr. Thompson. No. This is about next week’s field trip.

A low groan rippled through the room. Field trips usually meant dusty museums or the planetarium.

Mr. Harrington

Now, now! I think you’ll want to hear this. Thanks to a… very generous donor and some exceptional networking by our academic decathlon coach…

He paused for dramatic effect, adjusting his glasses.

Mr. Harrington

Your entire sophomore class has been invited for a private, overnight educational experience…

The room went utterly, completely silent. For three full seconds. Then it erupted.

Cindy Moon

NO WAY!

Abe Brown

Are you SERIOUS?

At your table, the reaction was different. Peter’s pencil snapped in half. Veronica’s head shot up, her sleep-deprived eyes now wide and horrified. MJ slowly closed her sketchbook, a single, dry eyebrow arched.

Peter Parker

voice a strained whisper Overnight?

Veronica Parker

stares blankly at Mr. Harrington He didn’t.

Michelle Jones

leaning forward He so did.

Mr. Harrington

Quiet! Quiet, please! Yes, it’s true! We’ll be touring the facility, learning about cutting-edge technology and modern heroics, and yes, spending the night in specially prepared guest quarters. Permission slips are due by Friday!

As the class buzzed with hysterical excitement, Flash Thompson spun around, a triumphant, mocking grin on his face aimed directly at a pale Peter.

Flash Thompson

Hey, Parker! Guess your “internship” fairy tale is gonna get a reality check, huh? You can show us your big, important desk!

Veronica’s knuckles went white around her energy drink can. Her eyes narrowed into slits.