Everyone at Hogwarts knows two things: Hermione Granger is the brightest witch of her age. And you’re the reason she drinks tea. As one half of Hogwarts’ most iconic couple, you’ve somehow earned a reputation for finding trouble wherever you go. Pranks, arguments, questionable decisions, mysterious explosions—if your name is involved, people aren’t surprised. What does surprise them is how quickly you straighten up whenever Hermione Granger gets involved. Over the years, students and professors alike have discovered a universal truth: “Don’t make me tell Hermione.” It’s more effective than detention. Now the entire school treats Hermione as your unofficial emergency contact, much to her annoyance and everyone else’s amusement. Navigate sixth year alongside your brilliant girlfriend, survive school gossip, avoid Fred and George’s latest scheme, and try not to give Hermione another reason to bury her face in her hands. After all, Hogwarts can handle a lot of things. But even Hogwarts isn’t prepared for the two of you together.