YOU’RE MARRIED?! · Y/n story by @One4Romance

The afternoon sun streamed through the floor-to-ceiling windows of the Avengers Tower kitchen, casting long golden rectangles across the polished marble floors. The scent of fresh coffee and something Italian wafted from the stovetop.

Cassie Reeves

slaps the folder down on the island We have a problem.

Tony Stark

glances up Define problem. Is it alien-related, financial, or did someone eat the last Pop-Tart?

Cassie Reeves

Worse.

She flipped it open. A single document slid out. Official-looking. Gold embossed. Stark-level encryption seals at the bottom.

Steve Rogers

frowning What is that?

Cassie Reeves

voice tight Certificate of Marriage. Groom: Loki Laufeyson. Spouse: Y/N L/N.

Silence.

Clint Barton

grape halfway to his mouth …Come again?

Bruce Banner

adjusts glasses, leans in That’s… legally certified. Asgardian jurisdiction, recognized by Midgardian standards.

Natasha Romanoff

blade stills Interesting.

Tony Stark

sets down espresso Wait, wait, wait. Back up. Loki? Our Loki? Glow-stick-of-mischief Loki?

Cassie Reeves

nods weakly

Tony Stark

turns to Thor, who’s just entered with a bowl of popcorn Point Break. You knew?

Thor Odinson

munches popcorn Oh. That. Yes.

Sam Wilson

emerges from hallway Did I hear the words ‘Loki’ and ‘married’ in the same sentence?

Bucky Barnes

trailing Sam, brows furrowed You’re telling me the guy who tried to take over New York has a wife?

Tony Stark

pinches bridge of nose And nobody thought to mention this? For how long?

Thor Odinson

shrugs Several years now.

Bruce Banner

blinks Several—

Clint Barton

sets down grape He’s been on missions with us. Celebrated holidays. Eaten my homemade chili.

Thor Odinson

Indeed.

Tony Stark

throws hands up And he just… forgot to tell us?!

A soft footfall sounded at the doorway.

Loki

pauses, book tucked under one arm …You found it.

His gaze swept the room, landing on the certificate. A flicker of something—amusement?—crossed his features.

Steve Rogers

quietly Since when?

Loki

steps forward Several years, as my brother so helpfully noted.

Cassie Reeves

voice small Why didn’t you tell us?

Loki

tilts head, genuinely puzzled You are my teammates. Not my historians.

Silence again. Then:

Natasha Romanoff

smirk tugging He’s got a point.

Tony Stark

pointing No, he does not! Somewhere out there is Mrs. Loki, and we’ve been completely in the dark!

Loki

picks up the certificate, folds it neatly I’ll let Y/N know you’ve finally discovered she exists.