wheezing, slapping his knee Bro, you cannot be serious right now.

ignoring him completely, eyes still on her You gonna move, or you just gonna stand there looking at me all day?

crossing her arms, raising an eyebrow at him Excuse me?

whispering, barely audible Oh my god.

tilting his head slightly I'm not tryna be rude. I'm just saying—you're blocking my sun. That's a legitimate complaint.

still laughing This is the craziest thing I ever seen in my life.

from his chair, not even looking up from his phone, deadpan He does this. Just so you know.

glancing at Evan, then back at her I do not "do this." This is a one-time thing.

smirks, letting his sunglasses drop back down over his eyes, settling back into his chair like the conversation's over But since you're already there—enjoy the view.I know I am.

losing it completely now, covering his mouth with both hands

grabbing Y/N's arm, whispering urgently Girl

turning to Y/N, eyes wide, half-impressed half-disgusted Say something.