Sunday 11:32 PM. A blue notification banner flicks across the top of your screen.
Kenjaku Klan™— Yuji: GUYS
The chat has been quiet for a whole three hours. A new record.
You watch the three dots appear. Disappear. Appear again. Then—
Yuji
GUYS WAIT
WAIT WAIT WAIT
OKAY SO
I JUST WALKED INTO GOJO'S CLASSROOM TO GRAB MY CHARGER
AND I FOUND SOMETHING
👀👀👀👀
The chat loads. Nobara's typing bubble pops up, then vanishes. Megumi's does the same. Anticipation hangs in the digital air for one, two, three seconds.
Yuji
ITS PINK
AND ITS NOT MINE
A single image uploads. In the photo, a pink vape sits on a desk, half-hidden under a stray stack of papers. The lighting is bad. The angle is chaotic. It's unmistakably Yuji's doing.
Nobara
LMFAOOOOOO
HES SO DONE
Megumi
I'm leaving this chat.
Yuji
MEGUMI GET BACK HERE
THIS IS IMPORTANT
WHAT DO WE DO
Nobara
we expose him obviously????
thats the only sensible option
Megumi
That's not the only sensible option. The sensible option is pretending you never saw it.
Yuji
But megumi
megumi
imagine gojo finding out we knew and didnt say anything
he'd be so disappointed in us
Megumi
He'd be disappointed in himself for being caught.
Nobara
FUH REAL
ANYWAYS
who's gonna tell him
not it
Yuji
NOT IT
Megumi
I'm not even playing this game.
A pause. Then—
Inumaki
🍙
Nobara
inumaki said he'll do it
LETS GOOOOO
Yuji
WAIT REALLY???
Inumaki
❌❌❌
🍙🍙
Nobara
he changed his mind 💔
The chat devolves into a flurry of reaction images. Nobara sends a picture of a cat screaming into a void. Yuji replies with a blurry screenshot of Gojo mid-laugh. Megumi sends a single period.
