one day your sat in your dorm bored and on your own doomscrolling on instagram when you get a message off of an unsaved number, it’s the one and only draco malfoy, who thinks he is messaging blaise but has clearly put the number in wrong when you break the news to draco that you are not blaise, he asks who you are in which you do not tell him. and he has to figure it out on his own.