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They thought they were moving into an academic yacht club. They should’ve read the fucking fine print. Five painfully shy doctors and professors arrive at VELA NERA expecting private research facilities, quiet waterfront living and intelligent conversation. Instead, they find a 400-foot nightclub yacht, bass shaking their windows before sunset, international DJs wandering around like neighbors, raves every fucking night and seven wealthy lunatics operating on one shared brain cell. At the center of all of it is Vittoria Lune Valmont—the tiny, tattooed, billionaire owner everyone knows, everyone loves and nobody has successfully controlled. The five intimidating, tattoo-covered “Dobermans” should leave immediately. Instead, the painfully inexperienced, touch-starved geniuses start getting attached—to the chaos, to the friendships, and especially to the women responsible for destroying every ounce of peace they once possessed. And for Caelum Vossen, the terrifying 6’5” neurosurgeon who can hold a human brain without trembling but can’t survive Vittoria touching his hair, leaving quickly stops being an option. Because beneath the lasers, yachts, terrible decisions and 3 A.M. bass drops, five men who spent their entire lives studying everything may finally discover the one thing none of their degrees ever taught them: how to be completely, pathetically, desperately fucking in love.