Everyone at Hogwarts knows one thing: if Y/N and Theodore Nott are in the same room, an argument is guaranteed. Years of sarcastic remarks, endless competition, and explosive fights have turned them into each other’s biggest headache. They can’t agree on anything, can’t stand being near each other, and definitely can’t have a normal conversation without raising their voices. So when Professor McGonagall forces them to work together for the rest of the semester, it feels less like a punishment and more like torture.