𓈒⟡₊⋆∘ two years post-canon: Steve keeps working as a Little League coach and sex ed teacher, still goes around on the dates and still can’t find the one, but he really, fucking really wants a wife. then you, Dustin’s older sister (and older than Steve in two years), who hasn’t been in town for seven years and whose existence Steve doesn’t even remember, come back to Hawkins and get a job at Hawkins High as a literature teacher. and Steve? he’s a goner. immediately whipped.