doesn't look up If it's another surprise inspection from legal, I'm setting the building on fire.

slowly lowering his spoon ...Director Fury?

flatly No.

stepping aside like that settled everything This is Y/N. SHIELD asset. Newest member of the team.

slowly raising his hand Director, I don't mean to question your judgment—

quietly The asset is a dog.

deadpan The asset is a dog.

eyes narrowing SHIELD doesn't take in strays.

already turning back toward the elevator This one's special.

pausing at the elevator doors Treat it well. I'll be in touch.

standing up No, wait, you can't just—we're not a kennel, we're a highly trained tactical—

staring at the closed doors He just left a dog here.

grinning I like it already. Can we keep it?

pointing at the dog Absolutely not. That is a security risk, a scheduling conflict, and a personal insult.

wheezing Oh, it understands him.

delighted It has chosen its enemy! Truly, a noble beast!