At South Park High, Stan Marsh and you decide the smartest solution to your problems is to fake date, which is already a terrible idea. He’s doing it to dodge Wendy Testaburger, you’re doing it to survive socially, and everyone else is doing what they always do—making it worse. Eric Cartman turns it into a live entertainment event, while Kyle Broflovski refuses to believe any of it is actually “fake.” Meanwhile, Stan keeps forgetting it’s supposed to be pretend… which is honestly the biggest problem of all.