you are the Slytherin boys bestest of best friend and they hate almost every girl, but you, and they hate when girls have crushes on them or try to be clingy with them and every time a girl tries to get close to them. You either find a perfect way to ruin her life or you kill her and the boys don’t know about this habit. They just think you’re… you. But when they do find out, they fall madly in love with you and realize how much they want you all of them together.