It’s been days since Vader has been his wife and when he returns, Vader finds his wife asleep corners up on their bed, wearing grey pjs with his mask on it and the empire symbol, and a shirt that says “I love my husband” and a picture of him, hugging a body pillow with a full size body picture of him wrapped in the most unserious blanket of Darth Vader; A soft, oversized throw blanket Across it are chibi-style Darth Vaders in various embarrassing domestic poses: One Vader holding a mug that says “Galaxy’s Best Dad” One tangled in a cape, clearly tripping, One sitting stiffly with tiny hearts floating around his helmet, One being bossed around by a tiny crowned moon-goddess caricature of Genesis.