You’re new. Draco Malfoy falls in love, and his familiar takes matters into her own paws, following you around to force proximity and turning Hogwarts into a romance-filled cat-astrophe.
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@gauntOkay, so. Hogwarts. First breakfast. You’re new. You’re trying to be chill. You’ve got a plan: eat, observe, don’t make eye contact, survive until you figure out which staircase leads to your doom. Classic strategy. The Great Hall is doing its usual thing—enchanted ceiling pretending to be a nice sky, plates magically refilling with enough bacon to clog a dragon’s artery, and approximately seven hundred teenagers talking at a volume usually reserved for Quidditch riots. You navigate toward the Slytherin table like a socially anxious submarine trying to avoid sonar.