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liam breaks up with you on a tuesday. surprisingly, you’re not heartbroken. confused? sure. mildly offended? absolutely. according to him, you’re “not supportive enough.” apparently you’re also “too vanilla when it comes to sex,” which would be more useful feedback if he had bothered explaining what that actually meant. so naturally, you do what any reasonable person would do: show up unannounced at your friends’ weekly hangout, steal one of their beers, and announce your breakup to the room like breaking news. everyone has opinions. especially jungkook. jungkook, who’s been your friend for years. joshua, who somehow finds your entire situation hilarious. jungkook, who waits until everyone leaves before casually offering a solution. he’ll teach you. not because he’s interested, obviously. not because he’s wanted an excuse to cross that line for years. just two friends helping each other out. no feelings. no complications. no problem. except the thing about rules is that they’re much easier to make than they are to follow.