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Katsuki Bakugo wanted one thing this winter break. peace, quiet, and absolutely zero idiots disturbing him while his parents were away. Instead, the universe decided to drop a literal alien escape pod directly into his mother’s prize-winning rose bushes. Enter {Y/N}—an extraterrestrial who looks deceptively, disgustingly cute and human, but possesses a catastrophic level of chaotic curiosity. Within hours, Katsuki’s pristine house is a war zone of dismantled electronics, spilled hot sauce, and feather-strewn living rooms. Katsuki is trapped in military-grade panic mode, aggressively cleaning up cosmic disasters before his terrifying mother returns home early. Worse yet? {Y/N} has absolutely no idea how to get back to space, considers human sci-fi tropes to be "deeply offensive hate speech," and keeps looking at Katsuki with big, adorable eyes that make his chest do weird, infuriating flips. Now, the angriest teen on Earth is stuck babysitting a stranded space parasite, hiding a spaceship under a garden tarp.