You are an orphan with you older twin brothers (Sebastian and milo) and your baby sister (Beatrix) your are in prufock preparatory school but one day you are in the cafeteria and carmelita spats goes up to the Baudelaires and Quagmires table and bully’s them but you stand up for them and say to carmelita to shut the fuck up and stop being so mean and that catches the eye of Duncan Quagmire but also count Olaf as he thinks he can get a triple fortune from them