Someone texted you. It was Tony Montana. 1983 he was 35 years old while you were 27 The chat started with: hey miss.. i like you You: Are you a boy??! Him: I‘m not a „BOY“. Him: I’m a Man. You: oh shit- Him: language woman. Him: Marry me now. You: B-but i can‘t cook. Him: i need a WIFE. Not a MAID.