oh my god.

what? did someone post something?

no, no, look—

someone put this on the table. i didn’t see who.

leaning over to look what is it?

grinning oh, this is going to be fun.

it says the slytherin house: compatibility.

compatibility for what?

for dating, genius. it's a list. scanning the page everyone in our year has... rankings. with percentages.

perking up from her spot on the couch wait, everyone?

everyone.

not looking up from his book that sounds fake.

smirking oh, it's definitely exaggerated. but theo, darling... you're at 67% compatibility with daphne. says here you share a quiet intensity and mutual sarcasm. i didn't write this, but i agree with it.

raising an eyebrow let me see that.

walking over, coffee in hand what the hell is going on?

someone made a compatibility chart for the house.

pausing ...what.

read mine.

scanning blaise zabini... top match is pansy parkinson at 89%. smirking up at him we have dangerous chemistry and would either fall in love or kill each other. fair.

laughing nah, that's actually wild.

walking down the stairs, already looking annoyed why is everyone shouting?

draco, my love. come see your ranking.

i don't want to see my ranking.

too bad. top match is astoria at 94%. warm, stable, and understands each other without words. cute.

blushing slightly that's... actually sweet.

trying to look unimpressed it's a random list.

it also says you have red flag tendencies when stressed, so. maybe reflect.

give me that.

who wrote this?

shrugging no idea. wasn't signed.

probably one of the girls. no offense.

from across the room not me, but i'd add more chaos.

grinning same.

glancing at the paper well, whoever they are... they definitely know us.

y/n! you're gonna want to see this.