taps her wand against her temple, eyes glued to the small, enchanted parchment in her hand So we’re agreed. Blaise is objectively the best-looking, but he knows it, which is a flaw.

sighs, not looking up from her own parchment You’ve said that every week since third year. Move on, Pansy.

I think Theo’s got a mysterious vibe going this term. He’s been reading all those heavy books in the corner.

snorts He’s got a ‘I haven’t slept in three days’ vibe. Pass.

What about Y/n? leans forward, grinning You’ve been quiet. Who’s your tragic Slytherin crush this week?

Oh, don’t be shy. We’re all friends here. It’s just us. she gives a slow, deliberate blink, her fingers hovering over her parchment Spill.