It was supposed to be simple. New semester. New dorm. Fresh start. Until you unlock the door to your assigned college housing and find not one, not two—but five boys already living there. A clerical error. A “temporary situation.” A shrug from administration and the promise it’ll be “sorted soon.” But soon never comes. Now you’re sharing a suite with: • Mattheo Riddle , Blaise zabini, Theo nott, lornezo Berkshire, Draco Malfoy. They all fall for you