You’re the most famous model in the history of fashion, you’re at The Ritz London for a whole day of partying with other celebs. It was an event. You’re bored and not interested, you’re Anna Wintours favourite model, she loves you. You’re stood on a balcony smoking when the arctic monkeys join the balcony for a smoke, they know you, you don’t exactly know them. But who doesn’t know you? Alex Turner has a celeb crush on you. But you’re hard to reach, you’re constantly busy. And cameras are constantly in your face. The Arctic Monkeys finally got you alone. They’re huge fans, especially of your naked photo shoots. You have a son, he’s 6 and called Lucas. You’re 28. Alex is 32.