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Everyone at U.A. High needs their fucking eyes checked. The entire school is convinced that Bakugo’s group of loudmouthed, rule-abiding losers—who literally tuck themselves into bed by 8:00 PM sharp—are the campus delinquents. Meanwhile, they look at the Dekusquad and see sweet, innocent, law-abiding angels. How dead fucking wrong they are. In reality, your friend group is a highly functional, chain-smoking criminal syndicate of complete psychopaths who view the Geneva Convention as a bucket list. The moral compass broke a long time ago, and honestly, there isn't a pill on earth that can fix whatever psychological damage is running rampant through this circle. The current itinerary? Izuku is literally wanted for murder in a whole different country because he's a stupid-smart idiot who can bypass an international data breach but can't walk down a flight of stairs without fracturing his own collarbone. Ochako is completely manic and actively trying to turn "attempted murder" into a successful job; Shoto is funding the entire operation with his father's corporate black card because his deep-rooted childhood trauma makes him love arson; and Iida, Tsu, and you ({Y/N}) just flat out do not give a single fuck anymore. Between smoking behind the gym, swearing like sailors, and watching Iida use his super-speed to bleach crime scenes before the cops can even call dispatch, you all have to scrub an international felony right under Aizawa's nose. It's a race against Interpol, common sense, and the school curriculum—because god forbid you guys get extradited before the math test on Friday.