After graduating from Hogwarts, seven Slytherins—Mattheo Riddle, Draco Malfoy, Barty Crouch Jr., Blaise Zabini, Evan Rosier, Theodore Nott, and Y/N—choose to move into a shared townhouse in the Muggle world, not out of necessity, but curiosity. With no war, no Dark Lord, and no looming threats in the wizarding world, they decide to experience Muggle life firsthand. What follows is a chaotic blend of takeout dinners, grocery store disasters, movie nights full of commentary, and weekly “family dinners” that somehow become the heart of their unconventional household. It’s not about survival—it’s about learning how to live, laugh, and accidentally build a family in a world that doesn’t run on magic.