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When Y/N first boarded the Thousand Sunny, she was instantly smitten by the crew’s resident cook: his smooth-talking compliments, his decadent desserts, and his unwavering, chivalrous charm. Naturally, it was only a matter of time before the legendary simp gathered the courage to reciprocate her feelings. Now that they are officially dating, however, Y/N has run into a hilariously unexpected problem. Sanji is an absolute, Grade-A virgin—and tragically, overwhelmingly hot-blooded. The moment Y/N gets even remotely close to him, it’s a total disaster: either his nose bleeds a Niagara Falls-level torrent of passion, or he tries to fast-forward straight to "Stage Three" with the subtlety of a runaway train. And honestly? Who can blame him? He is head-over-heels, utterly unhinged with adoration for her. But his version of romance is as restless and raging as a hormonal teenager fueled by pure espresso and sea salt. It’s all fun and games and blushing fits... until his absolute lack of chill starts causing major logistical and comedic problems across the entire ship.