YEAAA WHATZZUPPP

blimey… did you two eat sugar again?

I can’t believe I’m even in this filthy little muggle group chat.

Draco stfu

I’m good.

Blaise be so fr rn

HAHAHA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

thanks Fred! I’m good

we should all go to sleep. Or study. We have that potion assignment due Friday.

omg stfu hermione ngaf

ASTORIA. Be nice. Mom and dad didn’t raise us like this.

sending a gif with someone getting pushed into a lake

that’s me when I see you, Blaise.

Draco decided violence today

RESPECT MATE

blimey…

I didn’t choose anything. And I’m not your “mate”.

okay anyway, I have GOSSIP!

TELL US

yea! Don’t keep us waiting pans!

do you think it’s about that fight in the hallway earlier?

EVEN BETTER.

this better be worth my time

pansy if you don’t tell us rn

blimey the suspense is killing me

I think that it’s better for our education if we don’t lower ourselves into “gossip”.

Hermione. Please.

stfu hermione

ASTORIA.

OKAY SO. Remember those two sixth years we ALL had a crush on girls?

OH MY GOD YES

THE BLONDE AND THE BRUNETTE?

YES. THE TALL ONES

this is highly inappropriate. We are In fifth year and they are in sixth.

Hermione no one cares. Anyway,