I'm just saying, if one more person tries to sell me a "wellness package" for the library, I'm going to lose it.

You'll survive. The real tragedy is that they're putting us in mixed common rooms this year.

The tragedy is that you'll have to share a kitchen with people who don't know how to clean.

Or that we're stuck with the same boys we've been watching strut around campus since first year.

Ugh. Don't even look at them. They've already been insufferable all week.

Speak for yourself. I think they're fun to watch.

That's because you have bad taste.