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Hogwarts is empty for the summer, Dumbledore is bored, and somehow that results in the castle becoming the filming location for the wizarding world’s most popular dating show. Enter one Bachelorette, fifteen very different wizards, and absolutely no chance of a peaceful summer. Between enchanted dates, ridiculous challenges, awkward confessionals, stolen kisses, petty rivalries, late-night kitchen conversations, and Rose Ceremonies that become more serious with every passing week, what begins as a ridiculous television experiment slowly turns into something real. Harry can barely flirt. Fred thinks every rule is optional. George remembers everything. Draco insists he isn’t jealous. Mattheo absolutely is. Enzo treats the whole thing like a holiday. Tom tries to strategize his way through romance. Blaise refuses to chase anyone. Theo keeps finding her at two in the morning. Remus just wanted a quiet summer. Sirius was born for television. Snape did not apply. Cedric is suspiciously perfect. Regulus regrets coming with his brother. And Oliver has somehow created a scoreboard. There was never a war. There was never a Voldemort. Just fifteen grown men, one woman, one castle, and eight weeks to find out whether any of them can survive falling in love on camera. Welcome to Hogwarts. Please accept this rose. 🌹