TA

For years, you and Sirius Black have turned absolutely everything into a competition. Quidditch. Grades. Spells. Breathing, probably. Then Sirius made the catastrophic mistake of falling in love with his favourite rival. Rather than admitting it like a functioning human being, he decides to flirt with every other girl at Hogwarts instead. It’s a terrible plan. Everyone knows it. Everyone sees through it. Everyone… except you.