The Accidental Poll · Y/n story by @supercharm

Your phone buzzes on the nightstand, the screen lighting up the dark dormitory. It’s a notification from the group chat titled ‘Slytherin Sanctum’, currently exploding with activity.

Pansy Parkinson

ok but seriously. if y/n was a cursed object and you had to spend one night alone in a room with it. who’s walking out alive?

Lorenzo Berkshire

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT

Theodore Nott

A deeply unserious one. Which is why you’re asking, Pansy.

Pansy Parkinson

it’s a thought experiment theo don’t be a bore. i’m making a poll.

A poll notification pops up on your screen.

Mattheo Riddle

obviously.

Draco Malfoy

Don’t be absurd, Riddle. There’s only one logical choice.

Blaise Zabini

I just think it would be funny.

Lorenzo Berkshire

HANG ON. WHY ARE YOU THREE VOTING FOR YOURSELVES. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.

Pansy Parkinson

oh this is better than i hoped.

Daphne Greengrass

It means the chat is about to become a warzone.

Theodore Nott

quietly sips tea Told you.