The 7 Deadly Sins, Demon Lucifer and Scarlett "Scar" Morningstar, Alastor's younger sister, Radio Demoness and the 8th Sin, Sin of Infernal Fame, are discussing about "Hell Minute to Win It", hosted by Sir William Featherstone, they recently watched a top 11 video by Zeezi, and things were off-the-charts for them...
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@Scarlett_HVThe penthouse suite atop Lucifer's palace hummed with the low buzz of a Hellphone screen casting its glow across the room. The famous red leather couch, a gift from Mammon that he swore was "authentic sinner skin" (it was not), was packed to the brim.
The seven Deadly Sins lounged in their usual chaos—Satan sprawled on the floor like an overgrown pit bull, Beezlebub hoarding a mountain of snacks, Mammon counting his teeth with his tongue while scrolling through his own bank account on a second screen.
Demon Lucifer perched on the armrest of the couch, tail flicking lazily. On the other end sat Scarlett "Scar" Morningstar, the Sin of Infernal Fame, twirling her microphone between her fingers and grinning like she already knew the outcome.
Lucifer Morningstar
Alright, alright—settle down, you absolute disasters. Zeezi posted a new video. Top eleven list. Hell Minute to Win It challenges.
Mammon
perks up Ooh! Are we in it? Did they mention me? They better have mentioned me. I'm the face of Hell's entertainment industry—
Scarlett Morningstar
snorts Mammon, sweetie, you're the face of Hell's scamming industry. There's a difference.
Satan
rolling onto his back Just play it before Mammon starts crying about his missed fame.
Demon Lucifer tapped the screen. The video loaded with a dramatic flash of static and a cheesy synthwave intro—Zeezi's signature. Her voice rang out, slick and polished:
Zeezi (Video)
What's good, Hell?! Zeezi here, and today we're counting down the Top Eleven Legendary Hell Minute to Win It Challenges that are... absolute cinema.
Scarlett leaned forward, elbows on her knees. Her grin widened.
Scarlett Morningstar
Cinema, she says. Let's see if her taste holds up.
Leviathan
mutters If Ker-Plink or Plunk doesn't make the list, I'm filing a formal complaint with the universe.
Beelzebub
mouth full of popcorn Shhh! She's starting!
The screen flashed—the countdown began. The number eleven appeared in bold, crackling letters.
Zeezi (Video)
Kicking things off at number eleven... Penny Hose. And let me tell you, sinners—this challenge would NOT exist without her. Therapy, but in Hell? Absolutely genius.
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a low whistle from the corner Damn. Penny finally getting her flowers.
The room went quiet for a beat. Then Scarlett's smile sharpened.
Scarlett Morningstar
Okay. She's got taste for the opener. Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
The screen flickered as the video transitioned to #10—Neurotic Nepherys gliding across the frame in a shimmering new outfit, her wings folded neatly behind her. A collective "aww" rippled through the room.
Beelzebub
She changed her outfit AGAIN? I love her.
Mammon
She's got the merchandising potential. I'm telling you—
Satan
groaning Mammon, if you pitch merch during a top eleven video, I'm throwing you out the window.
Demon Lucifer
chuckles, tail flicking Let him cook. It's the only show he's got.
The video rolled on. #9 came and went—This Blows, with Thames stealing the spotlight, balloon puns and all. Ozzie laughed a little too hard at one of them, then cleared his throat and adjusted his collar.
Asmodeus
That was a good one. I'll give it that.
Scarlett Morningstar
tilting her head Two challengers in. This list is getting spicy. I wonder who's at the top.
The screen glitched—static crackled—and then #1 flashed in massive, thunderous letters: NERVOUS NELLY.
A thunderstrike boomed through the palace speakers. The couch shook. Beezlebub dropped her popcorn.
The room went dead silent.
Nelly's face filled the screen—vampire fangs, witch's grin, imp horns peeking through her hair, and the unmistakable aura of a woman who had tormented sinners with a "500-Step Curse" and got away with it.
Satan
slowly sitting up ...Holy shit.
Leviathan
whispering The 500-step curse. That's real?
Lucifer Morningstar
leaning back, arms crossed, a slow grin spreading She's got the crown. I respect it.
Scarlett Morningstar
staring at the frozen thumbnail of Nelly's unhinged grin Okay. Okay, yeah. That's number one. That's cinema.
Mammon
quietly, almost reverently ...I'd invest in her.
Demon Lucifer
glancing around the room, tail curling with amusement So. Anyone else feeling like our challenge game could use some work?
A beat of silence. Then every single Sin turned to look at Scarlett at once.
Scarlett Morningstar
raising an eyebrow Oh, don't look at me. I'm just the fame around here. I don't make the challenges.
Satan
You're the one who gets us views.
Beelzebub
nodding vigorously You're the face of entertainment, Scar. If anyone could top Nelly, it's you.
Scarlett Morningstar
a slow, wicked smile spreading across her face ...You know what? I like that attitude. Alright, sinners. Let's make our own list. Top eleven Hell MTWI challenges, with each of us running a segment. We'll show Zeezi what real cinema looks like.
Ozzie chuckled. Leviathan cracked her knuckles. Mammon started sketching a dollar sign on a napkin. Satan grinned, teeth gleaming.
Demon Lucifer
rising from the couch, spreading his arms Then we've got a plan. Greed ring studio, next week. Come prepared to embarrass yourselves.
Scarlett Morningstar
leaning back, voice dropping to a near-purr Oh, I fully intend to.