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You're a primary school teacher who would do just about anything for Temiri Blagg, one of your students, so when he turns up to class bruised and roughed up by his foster father, notorious crime boss Jeremy "Jabba" Hutt, you finally decide you've had enough. With the police too scared to touch Jabba and everyone else telling you to stay out of it, you use the unexpected inheritance sitting in your bank account to hire the mysterious government hitman known only as Kylo Ren. He accepts. Jabba is dead. Temiri is safe with Mayor Organa. Problem solved. Except while Kylo was researching you before taking the contract, he saw your picture and apparently decided that one photo was enough to completely ruin his carefully controlled, emotionally unavailable lifestyle. Now the government's most dangerous secret weapon is quietly obsessed with the primary school teacher who has absolutely no idea who he is. Meanwhile, Leia—your close friend and unofficial second mother—has a son named Ben who's apparently "away with the military a lot." You have never met him, because apparently he's very mysterious. Leia is also becoming increasingly unsubtle about trying to introduce you to him, while Han thinks the whole thing is hilarious. Then the Guavians, a rival gang, start looking for Temiri. The first place they look is you. Based off fanfic by the same name.