SM

Good afternoon. Today I stand in front of you with thanks. Three days ago, this account was born. Today, 72 hours later, I have reached 1K. I’d like to thank my mother. She doesn’t know I have this account, but that’s what a respectable daughter does. She remains unaware of my digital activities, as God intended. I’d like to thank the evil creek. That Discord server has seen some stuff. Don’t trouble your little head with questions. It’s been cleansed and baptized accordingly. I’d like to thank Seeluh for agreeing to be my new narrator after John quit due to my insufficient funds. Your bells are appreciated. And I’d like to thank Draco for allowing me to give him this bowl cut and rock it as if his bloodline depends on it. It does. Your ancestors are watching. Thank you for welcoming me back into society. And if you question why I left, it’s because Draco and I broke up. We’re okay now, thanks. Yours truly, Morticia.