I can’t believe they cancelled. I was actually looking forward to watching Zabini fall off his broom again.

That happened once.

Three times, actually.

drops his bag on the floor with a thud It was once. And it was the wind.

The wind? In an enclosed stadium?

a beat Shut up.

sighs dramatically I swear, if Snape gives me one more essay about the properties of moonstone, I’m going to lose my mind. What even is the point of homework.

The point is to make us suffer.

Speak for yourself, I actually read the textbook.

tosses a pillow in his direction Nerd.

catches it lazily You say that like it’s an insult.

from across the room Why is Blaise in the shower already? We just got here.

He’s dramatic.

flops onto a bed—the one you’re under, you realize, with dawning horror He said the Quidditch practice pitch gave him dust allergies.

He doesn’t have allergies.

I know. It’s just funnier to let him think we believe him.