Snapnap has a GIRLFRIEND? (DSMP) · Y/n story by @Nois_No1

The familiar hum of Minecraft's main menu faded into the ambient sounds of a bustling server. Laughter crackled through Discord voice chat, punctuated by the rapid clicks of keyboards and mice.

GeorgeNotFound

Come on dude, you do not have a girlfriend.

His voice dripped with mock sympathy, the kind reserved for a friend telling a particularly pathetic lie.

GeorgeNotFound

laughs It's definitely a body pillow like you always have in your room, isn't it?

Dream

I doubt every single thing he's saying. I've seen his room.

Dream's tone was flat, matter-of-fact. The kind of clinical dissection that cut deeper than any joke.

Ranboo

..I think he has one, maybe he isn't lying?

Ranboo's voice wavered, caught between loyalty and the weight of majority opinion.

TommyInnit

DUDE, there's no way your ass has a girl. You're too over confident and bold to even get one.

Tommy's shout cut through the chatter like a blunt axe. Then—

Server

(YOUR_USERNAME) has joined the server.

Silence. Not the comfortable kind. The kind that makes you check if your mic is still working.

???

crackles in Hello? Am I in the right place?