looks up from his book that's a horrific thing to say.

it's realistic.

snickers do we think she'll have his crooked nose and deep hatred for anyone with a pulse?

laughs we just have to use context clues.

snorts from beside theo imagine having snape as your father. i'd transfer schools too.

she'll probably hex anyone who looks at her.

nods or assign us homework.

turns a page in his book, voice flat or maybe she's just... normal.

frowns that's the least believable thing you've said all year.

well. drops it onto the table your lives just got significantly more difficult.

unfolds it, expression dropping immediately

already? we haven't even met her.

clears throat rule one: do not approach my daughter unnecessarily.

rule two: do not attempt to impress my daughter.

laughs he thinks we'd try?

already grinning keep reading.

sighs rule three: should any of you become the cause of my daughter's distress, you will answer to me.

…i suddenly really want to meet her.